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Tuesday, August 08, 2006
"HUCKBUTT"
That's it! The official name of the next Goathead! Now, who will it be??? The Donald, perhaps?
I think you will agree that you can't just wake up one day and become a Goathead. The Donald must endure some sort of initiation. Only then can he be Huckbutt. Any ideas?
I must apologize to my brother Goatheads. I became too eager and was just overwhelmed with excitement when this name was revealed to me. I definitely agree that whomever becomes Huckbutt will have to endure physical and mental anguish, the likes of which have never been seen in the history of the Goatheads. It's become too easy to gain acceptance into the Goatheads and to critical Goathead tactics and information. I fear that this lowered level of security has allowed a "mole" into our midst, and all Goatheads are under investigation at this time. I can not discuss this any more at this time, so just keep your eyes and ears open. And if you are reading this right now, you fake goathead, know this: we will find you and your day of reckoning will soon be at hand. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but its coming. I will keep you all up to date as this development unfolds. A.B. - out
2 comments:
I think you will agree that you can't just wake up one day and become a Goathead. The Donald must endure some sort of initiation. Only then can he be Huckbutt. Any ideas?
I must apologize to my brother Goatheads. I became too eager and was just overwhelmed with excitement when this name was revealed to me. I definitely agree that whomever becomes Huckbutt will have to endure physical and mental anguish, the likes of which have never been seen in the history of the Goatheads. It's become too easy to gain acceptance into the Goatheads and to critical Goathead tactics and information. I fear that this lowered level of security has allowed a "mole" into our midst, and all Goatheads are under investigation at this time. I can not discuss this any more at this time, so just keep your eyes and ears open. And if you are reading this right now, you fake goathead, know this: we will find you and your day of reckoning will soon be at hand. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but its coming. I will keep you all up to date as this development unfolds.
A.B. - out
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