Become an honorary Goathead for a day!

(Hey, get back on the singletrack!)

That's right folks! You too could be an honorary Goathead for a day.

"What are the qualifications?" you might ask.

1. Wicked mad bicycling skills (duh)

2. A passion for riding (can't you see it on his face?)

3. A helmet (in the case that a helmet is not available, a ponytail no shorter than 12" long may be substituted)

4. You must not be faster than the slowest Goathead, me in this case (um, it's for your own safety... don't ask questions)

"What if I don't meet all the qualifications?"
In the event that one of the above qualifications is not met, a one time substitution of 1 lb of bacon or 2 dozen assorted donuts may be made, upon the approval of the Goathead Council

"How do I get on the waiting list?"

If you're waiting to ride with me, boy are you in for a big disappointment...

Disclaimer:

-The Goatheads are an equal opportunity riding organization

-May cause nausea and/or vomiting

-Use only as directed

-Contents under pressure

-The Goatheads do not endorse or recommend any commercial products, processes, or services
-If an erection lasts more than 4 hours, see your doctor immediately