Group ride at Lewis & Clark
This will be a "No Drop Ride"

Which basically means that if you pass out, Jon will resuscitate you.
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I can't wait for him to be ready to come ride with us!
I can hear it now:
"Hello"
"Hey, is AB home?"
"Yeah, who's this?"
"It's Lumpy. Can he come out and ride today?"
"Um, yeah. Can I come too?"
"... Uh... Well... We were going to ride a trail that has real hills, and you're... kind of..."
"What are you trying to say?!?!"
"Nothing. It's just..."
"Just what?"
"Just drop him off at my house at 2:30. Bye."